(Source: the-olsens, via perfectpirouettes)
how do Canadians re-produce
We fill people sized molds with maple syrup and call upon the almighty moose god to bring life upon their soulless forms
(via fuckit-imastripper)
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
(via playful--as-a--pussycat)
